Doctor: …and have you started sexual activity yet?
Me: Hah! No. And I’m not likely to any time soon.
Doctor: Oh. Why not? Is there-
Me: Oh no, there’s no- it’s nothing, it’s just- I might eventually meet someone I wouldn’t mind doing it for, of course, but otherwise, why bother? I’m asexual, and my libido so far is nonexistent, so it’s not like I-
Doctor: Miss, did you- Asexual, you say?
Doctor: Listen… Despite certain urban myths, asexuality doesn’t actually- I mean, if there’s a problem with your libido we can try to find- *stops speaking*
Me: *incredulous stare*
Me: Well then, as an imaginary patient, I assume I won’t have to pay for this consult?
“despite certain urban myths…” oh my god. you have to be kidding. :[
Telling him to educate himself on asexuality.
He responded with a really lovely message
“go fuck yourself, oh wait you can’t do that can you?”
Isn’t he hilarious?
You can email him here
I’m not suggesting people send him hate mail, because we shouldn’t, but he needs to educate himself and stop slandering asexuality.
Recent blog post here
O_O… I honestly can’t process that post. I just want to believe he’s a terrible satirist.